Monday, June 7, 2010

I'm not as Sweet as I used to be


Oh hey blog. It’s been a while. Yep, it’s 2010 now. Oh so much has happened since we last met.

Became a single woman…again.
Switched jobs...again.
Moved…again.
Am moving in two weeks…again.
Fell in love…again.

Seeing a trend? Well, while you might think things look pretty darn similar. Spoiler alert. They are anything but that. I even decided I needed a new blog because when I read the posts I made in early 2009, I hardly recognize the voice they’re coming from. I’ve changed more in the last year, than I think I changed from age one to age twenty-four. I’m going to keep it G-rated (well, maybe PG-rated. Staying G-rated is damn hard…shit, see what I mean?), but I’d say my life has been anything BUT G-rated the last year. Get your head out of the gutter. Think of it like Steel Magnolias. Steel Magnolias is PG…because of “mild language and some crude humor.” Well, that’s my life right now. Welcome to my 2010: “Some mild language and crude humor.” Loving every minute of it, too.

A few of my favorite quotes:

Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

There's so much static electricity in this room, I pick up everything but boys and money.

I'm not as sweet as I used to be.

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

I love ya more than my luggage.

That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger.


Stay tuned.